Falling for the Star
It could’ve been the fourth or maybe it
was the fifth yard sale that really caught
my attention. Not to downplay the
comical spasticity of the first few bails, but
until you’ve sunk your chin into a foot of
Okanagan fresh fi ve times before noon, you
can’t be entirely sure you’re into something
good. Steve and Sue, who’d borne witness
to this series of spectacular snow cartwheels
with a calmness reserved for the bomb squad,
were stopped on a rise when I carved around
the corner, a snow roost trailing me through
comfortably spaced glades. With the detached
ennui of a snowsuited Grim Reaper, Steve
pointed his bony, gloved fingers downhill,
gesturing nonchalantly at a fi eld of untracked
powder, once moguls, and a copse of snowdraped
pine, the last marker on the horizon
before the hill dipped out of view.
I’d later learn this was not
Steve’s way of showing me a good line, but what can I say?
The snow looked deep. And in their defence,
I think both of them were yelling something
meaningful as I swooshed by, consumed by
the gluttonous quest for first tracks. Perhaps
it was a warning, or a plea, yet somehow I
assumed they were simply being funny, doing
that kooky Edvard Munch scream-thing that
they seemed to be pulling all morning long.
Regardless, I soldiered on, leaving the two of
them standing, mouths agape, poles flailing,
at the crest of the hill as I charged the
pow-laden mogul run, teeth clattering, the
breakfast in my belly churning as though it
were being run through a paint-mixer.
Their screams faded into nothingness as
the rhythm of the line became my focus,
a small gap between the pines my target.
Three more bumps, a carve over the last, get
ready to duck that branch and…silence. Utter
quietude. I was airborne, snowblind and
falling. Over the handlebars like an eightyear-
old on a 10-speed, all the while sporting
the same shit-eating grin I’d had pasted on
my gob since first lift. It had snowed a foot
in the valley overnight, replacing what had
once been a shellacked theatre of pain with
nothing but sweet and delicious deep. An
instant was frozen in time as my feet swung
overhead, arms calmly rolling down the
windows while the pillow-like slope cradled
me gently into the fall line.
Yes, it was stupid to charge a blind lip.
And yes, I could have been seriously hurt, but
when you’re feeling good on a powder day,
you’ve just got to roll with it. Which I did,
end over end, coming to a halt tuqueless and
with a faceful of snow, some fi ve or six metres
below the roller. I opened my mouth, spit out
a snowball and sounded my barbaric yawp
over the grey-ceilinged vale. Lady Luck was
on my side.
Now a ski trip, like most vacations, is a
gamble. You pick a date pretending to possess
some heretofore unseen climatological
clairvoyance, cross-referencing past trips with
your dog-eared Farmer’s Almanac. You track
warm water currents via satellite as they swirl
up the Pacific coast, and decide that maybe,
just maybe, that patchouli-scented ex of
yours was onto something when, with flailing
dreadlocks and a tap of the bongos, she tried
to teach you the little-known
Snow Dance of
the South Tamaklan Desert.
But let’s face it. We can’t accurately predict
when the snow’s going to be good. And
when it’s great, half the fun is the surprise of
waking up just to find it.
The winter of 2005, as everyone now
knows, wasn’t what you might have called
a bountiful season throughout much of B.C.
There was snowfall in the mountains, but
there was also rain; and when those elements
are bookended by periods of drought, nearly
every fresh line on the hill is tracked out
before the liftees even fi re up the T-bar. Still,
a slide down an icy slope in the Okanagan
held promise for a landlocked Ontario schlub
like myself, and when the invite to visit Silver
Star came just before the holidays, I seized it
like a fat kid grabbing a Smartie.
The bus chugged north on the Okanagan
Valley’s Hwy 97 under dark, puffy clouds.
We rolled past Wood Lake, the trailer parks
of Winfield and Oyama dreary in the late afternoon
gloom, and oohed and and ahhhed
at at the twinkly green hues of Kalamalka Lake
before turning east in Vernon and beginning
the climb to Silver Star. I’d lived for some
years in Kelowna and called Big White my
home for a couple of seasons. We’d just spent
a day and a half there, riding some decent
groomers and sniffi ng out pow in between
her snow-ghosted pines. Now, climbing the
road to Silver Star, I had the sense that I was
cheating on an old flame.
From all I’d heard, Silver Star was
something of a family hill—easy groomed
runs, mellow fall lines, patchy glades—and
if you’re the kind of person who goes by fi rst
impressions, that’s how I might have viewed
the resort as we rolled in, greeted by Day-Glocoloured
faux-Victorian villas, a cheerful little
snow-tubing hill and the quaint mountain
village. There hadn’t been snow in a little over
a week, which led most of us to believe that
our single day onhill would be a mellow one,
fi lled with corduroy cruisers, a quick lunch in
the village and a bus ride back to the Kelowna
airport.
After dinner and a couple of beverages,
I turned in for the night at the Silver Creek
Hotel and little seemed to have changed. The
air was quiet, the village still. Yet out of the
darkened sky fluttered the first few flakes,
small promises of a day in wait. I shuttered
the windows, turned off the fi re and closed
my eyes.
Jumping to conclusions, it would seem, was
my first mistake at Silver Star.
I awoke with a jolt as the alarm clock
crowed in a dark morning sky and, by force of
habit, groggily called the snowphone. Twentythree
cm and still falling.
Holy shit. I am getting up. I am getting up
right now.
I met Steve, our unofficial tour guide, and
Sue, another writer, in the village, and after
a couple of silent nods and a run or two in
knee-deep powder on the Vance Creek face,
we proceeded to ditch the rest of the ski crew,
heading off instead to explore the backside:
the dark face of Silver Star. Known to locals
as Putnam Creek, and on a day such as this
as Heaven to a powder-starved Ontario fool,
the dark woods and black diamonds of the
backside would prove to be Silver Star’s hidden
trump card.
What had just a day earlier been virtually
impassable—the steep fall lines hummocked
with hard moguls, chutes gone shiny-slick with
overuse—had been transformed overnight into
a pillowy playground. The three of us played
cat and mouse all morning long, charging
down the double-blacks of Rusty Whistle and
Chute 5, chasing one another down the narrow
opening to Doognog, opening it up through
the wide expanses of Gowabunga, while fresh
snow drifted past our thighs. On any other
day, the terrain on Putnam Creek would have
cut our speeds in half, made us think twice
about the preservation of life and limb and,
for one of us at least, would have discouraged
the act of rag-dolling sometime after the
fourth smiling faceplant.
Careening down the edges of Gypsy Queen,
I followed two sets of tracks in the snow, and
as I carved around the corner near the top of
Judd’s Glades, there stood Sue next to Steve,
his bony finger pointed downhill. I tucked and
blew past them, turning into fresh pow and a
field of fluffy moguls.
If ever there was a time and place to feel
lucky, this was it.
WHAT’S NEW
More terrain, more lift, that’s what. The all new
Silver Woods high-speed quad (vertical
340 metres) will open up almost 200 hectares
of skiable terrain on the Vance Creek side of
The Star, with the base of the new lift situated
just downhill from the loading area of the sixseater
Comet Express. That’s 54 per cent more
frontside terrain coming this winter. The Silver
Woods area adds 10 new runs (of varying
degree) with tons of lift-accessed glade skiing.
The “Dark Side” of Silver Star may be getting a
run for its money in 2006.
ACCOMMODATIONS
NEW THIS SEASON: Snowbird Lodge. Located
at the end of the village, closest to the slopes,
the Snowbird offers 54 richly appointed units
with the most stunning views of the mountain.
Opening date: TBA.
PLUS: Eight hotels situated in the village,
combined with more than 100 swanky vacation
homes for a total of 3,400 onhill beds. Contact
Silver Star Holidays: 800/663-4431 or e-mail
info@skisilverstar.com
GETTING THERE
BY AIR: With Kelowna International Airport
finally equipped to receive the traffi c it
deserves, ski bums from all over the country
can get onhill at either Silver Star or Big White
within 90 minutes of touchdown. Air Canada
and WestJet are both fl ying non-stops, daily
this winter into K-Town from Toronto as well as
Calgary and Vancouver and regional airlines,
including Horizon Air, Central Mountain Air
and Regional1, all fi nd their way to Kelowna
Airport, where shuttles await skiers ready to be
whisked to the hills.
BY LAND: Located just 22 km northeast of
Vernon, at the top of the Okanagan Valley, Silver
Star is an easy-to-access interior hill. Follow
Hwy 97 north of Kelowna to Vernon, follow 48th
Avenue to Silver Star Road and crank it till you
get there.
BY SEA: Uh . . . forget it, sailor boy.
KNOW MORE
www.skisilverstar.com, 800/663-4431
THE GOODS
Annual snowfall: more than 700 cm
of the Okanagan’s fi nest
Vertical drop: 760 metres
Village elevation: 1,609 metres
Lifts: 5 chairs, 2 T-bars, 2 magic
carpets, 4 surface lifts, 2 tube lifts
Runs: 112 marked (20% green, 50%
blue, 20% black, 10% double-black)
TELUS Park: a progressive terrain
park, rail garden and 140-metre
halfpipe on 6.5 hectares with nine new
stunts to scope out this year. (And
if you like watching the world from
upside down, check out the Aerial
Training Site, Mogul Course and Race
Centre also in TELUS Park.