The Ultimate Family Vacation
»“I know that guy,” I thought to myself.
“From high school? University? Does
he work at K2, wait, Atomic?” I racked my
brain trying to fi gure out how, or possibly if, if
I knew this guy at all. Then, for the second
time in under a minute, another familiar
athletic-looking type entered the airport
terminal, also wearing a dark trench coat and
carrying an ungainly bag that was too large
to be a carry-on. I nearly said a vague “hey,”
but he too passed me by without a hint of
recognition. Weird. I put it down as déjà vu.
A minute later, I noticed our five-year-old
Sophie was standing beside yet another
tall trench coat. When I glanced up, I
thought this would be easier if I just
heard my name being called by an old
Maclean Hunter colleague or some long-lost
buddy, but instead I heard 10-year-old
Heather say quietly, “Daddy, I think
Sophie’s with Mats Sundin.”
One of the many benefits of flying
Ultimate Ski Vacation’s Excite Flight to
Tremblant is the up-close
sharing of the executive
terminal at Toronto Pearson
with pro sports teams,
limo’d business tycoons and
the occasional rock star.
While we were waiting to
board our Dash 7, my long-lost
buddies in trench
coats, Eddie Belfour and
Wade Belak, were doing
the same for their Airbus.
Then again, “waiting”
is a bit of an overstatement.
Ultimate has
simplified the routine
wonderfully:
a) Smirk as you drive past the March Break
schmozzle at Terminals 1, 2 and 3 to a tiny
executive terminal;
b) Say goodbye to your bags as they’re
tagged and removed from your car (the
next time you’ll see them is when you
open your Tremblant hotel or condo door);
c) Park your vehicle (for free) 50 metres or so
away from your plane;
d) Follow the red carpet on the tarmac to
your seamless two-hour flight-and-coach
transfer to Tremblant.
Voila!
Since 2001, these direct flights have
brought Tremblant closer to its signifi cant
Ontario market more than any other program.
And in early November, Ultimate announced
they would be adding flights from Kitchener-
Waterloo to the program. Flight times match
work and play times for skiers who want more
than Collingwood. Accommodation packages
at several properties, with lifts, are available
mid-December to early April, but even air-only
rates are offered to regulars who take the term
“weekend warrior” to a whole new level.
And Tremblant, of course, is a fi tting world
for a service like this. Aside from a massive
mountain of terrain, the spectacle of hotel
rooms and suites, condos and chalets in an
on-hill village like no other in eastern North
America is matched by a continually expanding
list of shops, restos, pubs and clubs—and a
plethora of non-skiing distractions.
We arrived at Tremblant after a freeze-thaw-freeze
cycle had left the province’s groomers
working overtime to scrub up something on
which a pair of skis’ metal edges could grip its
94 runs. Skiing the fi rst couple of days was for
the hearty indeed. We gave thanks for my fl at
fi le, our fl eece-lined, neoprene face masks (they
really do work), chocolat chaud and poutine,
and the cozy enclosed gondola in which we
forced our children to practise what they’ve
learned in French Immersion by joining in on
others’ conversations.
But by lunch on our first day, we’d all seen
the Activity Centre’s enticing references to
dog sledding, horseback riding, nighttime ziplining,
tubing, ice climbing, the Aqua Club
and so on. So to little surprise, we soon found
ourselves sliding into a Kreighoff painting at a
nearby dog-sledding operation.
With 86 dogs, Jacques Paradis’s Territoires
Nature near St-Rémi d’Amherst isn’t the
largest operation around but it was certainly
impressive, indeed, the afternoon was one of
life’s many highlights. Standing behind eight
of the happiest huskies imaginable, I tried to
recall Jacques’s rapid instructions on steering
and braking, but all I could think about was
what a cool hat he’d made out of a beaver pelt.
With only eight or 10 near rollovers, I began to
get the hang of it, so to speak, and I thought
less about stopping my noisy entourage and
more about enjoying the crisp blue skies and
tight trails that run through the striking birch
and hardwoods forest.
Although our afternoon’s highlights were
crossing frozen lakes in the blinding sun and
stopping for maple taffy, cocoa and learning
new Quebecois songs in a tiny log cabin, the
most exciting memory was not going
faster but the act of stopping. With my two
older kids in the sledge screaming louder than
the dogs were barking, and me occasionally
hovering somewhat above the runners, we came
careening down a steep gully as though we
were in a French-Canadian James Bond movie.
I noticed the lumberjack shirt waving a tiny
“ÂRRET” hexagonal sign at the bottom of the
gully early enough (on the edge of a road we
were about to cross), but given I was applying
my full bodyweight of 135 pounds to the brake
and all I seemed to be doing was creating a
nice rooster tail behind me, I began to wonder
about an emergency anchor—or just screaming
“EVERYONE: BAIL OUT NOW!” Instead I began
to pull up on the back of the sledge like a
wheelbarrow lever and brought my craft to an
abrupt stop just as the lead pair of dogs tugged
out onto the roadway. Followed a few seconds
later—in a sort of Wile E. Coyote vs. the Road
Runner moment—by a speeding, fully laden
double timber truck.
An incredibly social pack of family-petlike
dogs, my kids proudly helped return 40 of
them to their houses and continued on to play
with some fuzzy little puppies while I toured
le cuisine des chiens. (Although impressed, I
wasn’t ready to sample.) Incredibly one frisky
team-member was 14. Diet and exercise.
One could use this mantra on a visit to
Tremblant. There are so many choices to eat
in the village now, the condo kitchen is really
there for breakfast only. The exercise part comes
in the form of skiing and the earlier-mentioned
list of non-skiing activities. Given our family’s
age range, a pool, any kind of pool, is still a big
plus when on holiday. Swinging from the Tarzan
rope into one of the AquaClub’s pools, though,
set a new standard for the kids. I considered it
training and exercise before they’re old enough
to be leaving Mum and Dad in the hot tub after
a day of high-speed Tremblant groomers while
they head out to dance on the bar at Le P’tit
Caribou.
Tremblant
Ultimate Ski Vacations
800/465-3034
Flights, airport parking, transfers, baggage
handling, lifts and three nights accommodation
from $695 (Toronto) $753 (Waterloo) plus GST.
Tremblant
888/738-1777
Bonjour Quebec
877/266-5687
VERTICAL: 645 metres
RUNS: 94
LIFTS: 13