First Tracks
One man's trash ...
Surprisingly, technical editor Martin
Olson, who writes half of this
Buyer’s Guide issue and most of the
instructional stories every season, is as good
with his hands in the summer as he is on
his feet all winter. With a bit of prodding,
he e-mailed me this photo, above, showing
the recent fruits of his labour, something no
household should be without, a hunting bow
made from his wife’s cross-country skis.
“I thought it would snap before I could
finish my first quiver,” said the Golden,
B.C., tinkerer, and added without a trace
of derision, “but I’ve been bringing home
supper all summer with my new Atomic Bow
Flex 2000.” Martin is currently perfecting an
aerodynamically better arrow from ski poles
scavenged from the Kicking Horse Lost &
Found bin.
While not every old ski gear creation
born on a workbench like Martin’s is lethal
enough to be featured in Hook & Bullet
magazine, there certainly are some creative
uses of old equipment around chalets and
cabins, base lodges and bars that are worthy
of a spread in Canadian House & Home.
I’ve sat on some sunny decks in March
in very comfortable Muskoka chairs made
from used (or unsold anyway) skis. I’ve
hung my coat and tuque on wall racks
and standing racks made of conversationstarting
old boards like Hexel honeycombs,
K2 Cheeseburgers and Rossi Strato 102s.
Skis make good fence slats, whether you’re
keeping in livestock, urchins or the more
seriously incarcerated. Another friend has an
impressive piece of contemporary artwork
made from old skis adorning his barn. I’ve left
tips for the bartender in an old ski boot in
Silver Star. One of my mum’s 1940s leatherand-
laces model sits on our family’s chalet
mantel holding dried fl owers. (The fl owers are
me she’s currently trying to secure a worldwide
patent of an electric spankin’ machine
made with old ski tips from various exboyfriends.
Hmm….
Despite our always fresh editorial content
policy, we at Ski Canada believe in that
distracting reuse and recycle mantra. And
what better way to get everyone onto the
garbage bandwagon than having a good oldfashioned
contest? Announcing the First Ever
Win a Date with Scott the Editorial Intern
Sweepstakes.
Send us your photos (prints, slides or
high-res digital) of what you think the best
use of old ski gear is and you could win a
date with Scott or whatever’s in the box he’s
holding here. You could also win a Porsche
911 Carrera S, somewhere, probably, but not
in this contest—we don’t have the budget.
(The Porsche was just a prop to make you
read this far. Also, Scott only has his learner’s
permit. And for that matter, the tux is a
borrowed prop, too.)
All old-ski-gear-turned-into-somethingelse
photos will appear in our annual Best
of Canadian Skiing issue, Winter 2006,
and for winners who choose option two,
whatever’s in the box, I’ll try to make sure
you receive something that’s never been
used. ❄
This column appeared in the Fall 2005 issue.