Inside Edge
Jerks and Jewels
Accordingly, after starring for five years in
this, my annual autumn seance to predetermine
the coming winter’s fastest ski racers, Miller
is now historical, persona non grata, bounced
from the party, off the “A” list, forget the
Christmas card. In fact, I hope he retires before
you read this and never again embarrasses the
world of skiing and ski racing with his bent and
twisted attitude.
Newsweek, America’s biggest newsweekly,
put him on the cover of its pre-Olympic issue
(along with about 20 other magazines), then
offered this apologia to its readers on page 2
the week after the Olympics: “We put this jerk
on our cover?”
Besides his Olympic stunts, Miller also
abandoned the World Cup racing circuit not
once but twice in 2006 to go golfing with his
brother, once in the desert kingdom of Dubai.
Rather than standing in the start hut of a World
Cup race in the snowy Alps, the defending
Overall World Cup Champion was on the first
tee in the desert performing before a gallery
of disinterested camels. I hope his sponsors
mailed him cheques in the amount of $000,000
for those performances. And I also hope he
shot 114.
Fortunately, my 2006 crystal ball saw this
coming and I did not pick him to repeat as the
best and fastest male ski racer in the world.
Instead, I went with Austria’s Benjamin Raich,
who performed clairvoyantly and captured the
first Overall title of his brilliant career, not to
mention a couple of gold medals in Italy while
Miller was dissing in the discos. While Raich
was chasing gold, silver and bronze in his
chosen profession, Miller was chasing platinum
(blondes) and amber (liquids) with tabloid
headlines.
Although it’s possible he may rebound with
a good season in 2007 and contend for his
second Weltmeister after being identified as
America’s biggest jerk, I’m going with Raich
to repeat and don’t expect Miller to finish in
the top five. Raich’s toughest competition
in 2007 will likely come from his own
teammates.
And I’m also going to go with a repeat
in 2007 on the women’s side, which this
space has now aced four years in a row.
I’ve called Kostelic, Paerson, Paerson and
Kostelic, which is exactly how it all unfolded
over the last four years, so I’m now feeling
fairly bulletproof with our female selections.
Croatia’s Janica Kostelic is so good in all
five disciplines she cannot be beaten by
her contemporaries and only has to remain
injury-free to collar her third title. In fact, if
she can avoid the injury bug for the next four
seasons, she will threaten Annemarie Möser-
Proell’s World Cup record of six Welts, a record
many thought would stand forever.
You have to feel for Paerson, who would
now have four titles if Kostelic hadn’t come
down the road. She finished 2nd in both of
Kostelic’s winning seasons and it puts you in
mind of her countryman, Ingemar Stenmark,
who won three and finished 2nd all three
years won by Washington’s Phil Mahre, the
greatest-ever North American racer. Stenmark
could beat everybody in the world except
Mahre. Alas, it appears Paerson can beat
everyone in the world except Kostelic.
Accordingly, after her incredibly
courageous Olympic performance, I expect
Kostelic’s stiffest competition in 2007 to
come from American Lindsey Kildow, who
captured as many skiing hearts as Miller
broke in Italy. Her top-10 run after a bonecrushing
crash in downhill training was the
stuff of legend.
Ski fans and ski writers don’t ask much
of the athletes they watch and follow—just
show up for the races and do your best. Every
conceivable kind of personality has entered
and exited a World Cup start hut over the
first 40 years of competition, but none have
ever been labelled a public “jerk” by the
international sporting community.
Miller gave ski racing a black eye in 2006,
but the sport is bigger than the athletes and
new names will come down the line in no
time. The good news for Canadian ski fans is
Miller will be long gone before the 2010
Vancouver/Whistler Olympics, which will
honour one of the greatest Canadians to ever
wave the Maple Leaf.
Bode Miller isn’t man enough to ski on a
racecourse named for Crazy Canuck
Dave Murray.
Doug Sack on Bode Miller from Fall 2003 issue It's Miller Time