Letters from the Alps
Rekindling an Old Love
Skiers suffer a curious seasonal dysfunction.
Spring is the time of year, the poets tell us, when
we are supposed to come alive with nature. But
for skiers, spring is actually the beginning of
the end and our spirits lie torpid and dormant
through the sultry summer months.
It’s now, as the green grass of the
mountain pasture withers and the marmots
burrow deep, that a skier’s sap starts to fl ow
and we poke our heads out of the dangerous
summer slough of despondency.
But I have to say, it’s getting harder. In this
post-modern, deconstructionist era of global
warming, rekindling the passion every autumn
is becoming more of an effort.
In the ’60s when I was a kid, the skier
was an icon, the epitome of cool. I lived
far from the mountains and never had a
chance to experience it for myself. But Ernest
Hemingway told me there was “nothing
better” than skiing in the Alps.
As a struggling young journalist,
Hemingway used to steal rides on the dawn
milk trains running up to farming villages in
the Italian Dolomites. Without standing in a
queue or paying for a lift ticket, he would then
storm down the open pastures.
Decades before the telemark revival of the
1970s, Hemingway described the perfect turn
in an early short story:
“George came tearing down in a telemark
position, knees crouched, but with one leg
forward and bent and the other dragging behind.
His poles hung behind him like a pair of thin
insect legs, and whirled up small clouds of snow
when they touched the snow on the ground. And
fi nally, this half-kneeling fi gure with the trailing
poles made a beautiful right turn, crouched over,
got the skis in the right position—one forward,
the other back, while the body provided the
right counterbalance for the turn, and the poles
indicated the curve as two luminous points—all
in a whirl of snow.”
I wanted to do that. Finally, at the advanced
age of 32, I quit my job as a CBC reporter in
the Middle East and moved to the Dolomites.
Living in the medieval walled town of Brunico,
I taught myself to ski, throwing yard sales
every single day and loving every single minute
of it. That season it snowed hard on the fi rst of
December and didn’t stop until the lifts closed in
April. I was ready to sell my soul to the powder
devil, and vowed never again to leave the Alps.
Two seasons later I moved to a rustic cabin
at 1,750 metres high above the Swiss resort
of Verbier, where I was promised deeper snow,
steeper chutes and a longer season. Twice that
year my cabin was buried, resort roads closed
by police worried that avalanches would sweep
into the town centre. On the last day of April I
skied down the southern exposure to my house
in deep (albeit somewhat wet), soft snow.
Alas, it hasn’t snowed like that, anything like
that, since. That fi rst season in Verbier is now
22 years in the past. To mix metaphors horribly
and with apologies to the author of The Old
Man and the Sea, I’m beginning to wonder if
I’m not fl ogging a dead fi sh, trying to live this
dream life in the Alps.
Are the bells tolling for the deep snows of
yesteryear? Where the hell are the snows of the
Klein Matterhorn? Will the sun also rise again
on the Alps buried up to the eaves?
We had two glorious weeks last winter when
the powder cascaded down, temperatures
plummeted to -20 and you could ski 2,500
vertical metres down onto the valley fl oor. But
there was scarcely a snowfl ake for the fi rst two
months. And by early March the southern slopes
were like Hemmingway’s Green Hills of Africa.
And yet, the pistes (as opposed to the
couloirs and snowfi elds beyond the ropes)
throughout the Alps were generally in good
to great shape right through the season.
European resorts, always the leaders in lift
technology, are fi nally mastering the art of
snow management. This means making more
snow at higher temperatures, transporting it
across the slopes to where it’s needed and
grooming all night long. But none of this
helps the off-piste skier searching for powder.
It’s a new world now for the skier with a
powder jones. There’s no single mountain,
whether in the Alps or Alaska, where you can
just hunker down in your cabin and wait for
the big snows to sweep in.
In these days of indifferent and erratic
snowfalls, mobility and meteorology are the
keys to fi nding the most exquisite fl ake for the
most exigent skiers. And Gavin Foster, inventor
of the heli Haute Route, is marshalling the two
in a new “Secret Stashes” off-piste program
that shoots out from Chamonix to microclimate
snowfi elds in three countries.
Gavin’s Ski Weekend (www.skiweekend.
com), despite the name, is actually the
most ambitious and evolved hardcore skiing
operation in Europe. But he’s found that his
A-list skiers are too often disappointed with
conditions on Mont Blanc, the highest and
most snow-sure peak in the Alps.
Chamonix, Verbier and the cult hideaways
of La Grave and Alagna are where skiers who
watch extreme videos want to go, up on the
glaciers and down the couloirs. But when it’s
wind-scoured rock and blue ice in a famous
couloir at any of the above, it’s often light
powder across the river and into the trees
at one of dozens of tiny, uncrowded and
inexpensive areas an hour’s drive from Cham.
The secret is knowing temperatures and wind
conditions at different altitudes and exposures,
then to know all the hidden snow pockets and
sheltered forests. I don’t know that, but this
movable feast for powder aficionados is the trip
I’m most looking forward to this season. Maybe
Gavin can teach an old snow dog new tricks.